DEPARTURES — TODAY
ATTENTION PASSENGERS — ALL FLIGHTS TO NEVERLANDER ARE OPERATING AS SCHEDULED ·
GATE CHANGES WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE GATE ·
PASSENGERS ARE REMINDED THAT NEVERLANDER DOES NOT OBSERVE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME, OR TIME IN GENERAL ·
LOST & FOUND: ONE COMPASS. OWNER CLEARLY DIDN'T NEED IT. ·
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE DELAY. WE'VE BEEN APOLOGISING FOR 11 YEARS. ·
NEVERLANDER AIRPORT AUTHORITY REMINDS YOU: THE JOURNEY IS THE DESTINATION. THE DESTINATION IS NOT THE DESTINATION.